BLACK PATROL - Don’t be black and suspicious around the cops, or else

Skinny Black was just minding his business walking back to his crib when Black Patrol pulled up on him. Talk about having the worst luck. Walking while black is enough for Black Patrol to start harassing him and Skinny is not cool with the harassment when pushed. He puts his running to good use. Good thing bacon can’t fly, right? The Black Patrol had no luck finding Skinny at first, but alas, walking while black is not a crime they can just ignore. They won’t relent in their pursuit of such a dangerous person. They find his ass, drag a confession to a crime out of him, and then take him in for a special interrogation. Sure he’s a dumb, piece of shit, criminal, who won’t shut the fuck up, but he’s got one good thing - no, not tattoos - his big black cock. Those three white cops were all about that dark chocolate. Maybe this experience will put him on the straight and narrow path…nah.